I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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