weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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