This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
