I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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