the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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