She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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