I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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