just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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