It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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