You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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