Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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