I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
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