They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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