Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
