OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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