I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
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Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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