Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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