escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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