It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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