she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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