scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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