I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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