hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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