Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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