I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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