I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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