well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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