If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
