An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
she smelled like a LAN party
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I'm passing your future prison.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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