It's just like the Real World with babies
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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