singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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