Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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