Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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