MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
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I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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