dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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