I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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