Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
People with herpes should wear stickers.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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