I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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