So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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