I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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