She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
They have beer where we have blood.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Randomize
