I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
tell me about the fingering
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