Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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