I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I just forgot I was standing up.
So vagazzling was a success
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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