About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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