That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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