Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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