I think im going to throw up on grandma
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
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You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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