Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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