He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
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So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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