it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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