is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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