hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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