I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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