everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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