Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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