I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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