is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Your cock deserves a montage
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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