super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
My balls are so social today.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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